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Planet of the Ood

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Journey's End

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

  • Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
  • I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
  • You've swallowed a planet!

Boom Town

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

The Sontaran Stratagem

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

  1. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
  2. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
  3. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!
The Beast Below

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

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